Ahh, the bless of finishing homework early, the sadness of having to wait for Natty to call.
Ryan T. Alverson, how are you?
I really don't have much to say, except a "mosquito-hawk thing" just flew across my leg and it was the most terrifying thing. ever. gross.
So, Natalie has to leave her Ry for a few days starting on Wednesday, which will be sad. I'm trying to ease the sadness of parting by bestowing love upon her nonstop. She deserves a break, I just don't want that to mean a break from seeing me..."Everything has to be about you, doesn't it Ryan?" She'll probably miss her cat more than me.
Auntie Peggy has been watching us of late, as my Parentals have gone to Hawaii. Good times. My sister has gotten increasingly annoying (especially in Mom's absence), but thats another story that no one will understand; or at least understand my predicament in it.
One more thing, I've decided I want to make a huge impact in someone's life. I don't care how or who, I just want to feel like I've done something really important to someone else. I want someone to think about people who've made a difference to them and think of me. Whether I give a bum 5 dollars or host giant parties, I just want to be a VIP to someone. If anyone has a position opening up that I can fill, let me know. I want someone to think of me highly (not as if they were on drugs).
I'll teach a quadripelegic to swim!
Ry
Monday, April 30, 2007
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Hollywood needs better ideas....
I heard a preview for some show/movie today and it was something like this....
"How do you find a murderer, when you're the victim?"
Stupid question. Sherlock Holmes isn't needed for this, it's incredibly simple. Since you know you're going to be the victim do one or more of the following, 1.) Hire a team of ninjas to protect you from the shadows and/0r 2.) Carry a loaded Desert Eagle in your jacket pocket and/0r 3.) Create a clone and watch them get attacked, make note of attacker, and finally, 4.) Find a better plot line
I realize that most of these options kill the murderer, but then at least you'll know who it was and that was the predicament in the first place. Hopefully you don't have an itchy trigger finger and give a door ringing girlscout a one way ticket to the Daises. (haha double entrendre) These things are just too easy to figure out, I should be a TV show writer.
Case closed.
Ry
"How do you find a murderer, when you're the victim?"
Stupid question. Sherlock Holmes isn't needed for this, it's incredibly simple. Since you know you're going to be the victim do one or more of the following, 1.) Hire a team of ninjas to protect you from the shadows and/0r 2.) Carry a loaded Desert Eagle in your jacket pocket and/0r 3.) Create a clone and watch them get attacked, make note of attacker, and finally, 4.) Find a better plot line
I realize that most of these options kill the murderer, but then at least you'll know who it was and that was the predicament in the first place. Hopefully you don't have an itchy trigger finger and give a door ringing girlscout a one way ticket to the Daises. (haha double entrendre) These things are just too easy to figure out, I should be a TV show writer.
Case closed.
Ry
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