Sunday, April 29, 2007

Hollywood needs better ideas....

I heard a preview for some show/movie today and it was something like this....

"How do you find a murderer, when you're the victim?"

Stupid question. Sherlock Holmes isn't needed for this, it's incredibly simple. Since you know you're going to be the victim do one or more of the following, 1.) Hire a team of ninjas to protect you from the shadows and/0r 2.) Carry a loaded Desert Eagle in your jacket pocket and/0r 3.) Create a clone and watch them get attacked, make note of attacker, and finally, 4.) Find a better plot line

I realize that most of these options kill the murderer, but then at least you'll know who it was and that was the predicament in the first place. Hopefully you don't have an itchy trigger finger and give a door ringing girlscout a one way ticket to the Daises. (haha double entrendre) These things are just too easy to figure out, I should be a TV show writer.

Case closed.

Ry

1 comment:

Robert Alverson said...

What movie was it for? And, see, this is why I pirate all my tv. No comercials.