I'm done with my homework, but I don't know what to do with myself!
I will compose a freestyle rap. Enjoy.
Yo. Yo. Mic check one, two, one, two...
Out here rapping got nothing to do.
Think I'll tell you about my ghetto
Cause I definitely don't live in a meadow
Got some gangstas in my hizzle
Guttmans on the side they're fo' rizzle
Jonathan wields a glock like a foo'
He says you better watch who youre talking to
Got sistah's pretty crazy about their classes
But only when not beating up asses
Oma is the brains of the whole operation
And they only eat hot dogs from "Hebrew Nation"
Perhaps you'd be more interested in school
My ryhmes are tasty but try not to drool
Rio Americano is the definition of 'thugged'
Once I even saw this kid get mugged...
by a seagull (not even kidding though)
Honors kids we do the craziest shit
And if you're in band, double legit
At this party with my RA 'ese's
Spent like 3 hours reading essays
We duke it out like rabid horses
For the chance at college courses
Everyone packs heat under their coats
And fights are started by shakespearian boasts
My weapon of choice: a number two pencil
Other kids have pens, sissors, or a stencil
A fight, which left a kid lame
Was started by a graphing calculator game
Everyone drinks on the school property
Water in a Nalgene is the way to do it properly
Our clothes denote gang relations
Cal clothes mean a gang of asians
However one thug stands out from the rest
This guy raised the bar on the gangsta test
Daniel Schwartz: National Champ of Speed Chess
By, fRYed RYce
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3 comments:
Tight. Has that kid figured out that I'm not named homeslice?
Yeah, he has...
"I thought it sounded like an asian name..."
oh man,....oh, man. that's all i can say
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