Thursday, September 13, 2007

Life Lessons

In approximate order of importance:

1.) Don't fall in love.
2.) Don't break a bone at the most inconvient time possible i.e. you don't have a girlfriend to take care of you, soccer season is starting, a major dance is coming up and especially don't break the right one so you can't drive.
3.) Don't become Editor of the school newspaper with what would appear to be the weakest class of writers ever.
4.) Don't get distracted by blogging when you have to write an essay.

To be continued....

Monday, July 30, 2007

"Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, ummm....."

Why is tunafish called tunafish? The fact that it is tuna denotes the fish classification. It gets a bit redunant to just repeat what your food is before to actually get to eat it.
We don't say porkmammal. or chickenbird.

What if this carries over to us humans? Name redundancy that is.
For example, you go to a party and your friend is introducing you, (if you followed the tunafish rule) it would be like, "Hi, I'm LaShondraBlack" or "Hi, I'm PingAsian" and people would just be like, "I know, don't have to state the obvious, Ping. And put down the tunafish, no sushi tonight."
I'm just for interspecial nomenclature equality.

Ry.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

That's life.

It was 9 this morning when my mom woke me up by yelling at me.


It was 9.30 when she yelled at me to clean up my messes.


It was 9.35 when she yelled at me "I don't care about your feelings" and I need to learn "humility and honesty."

Now, how long is it before I snap? It won't be long, as long as, Mom is still angry, Dad still does whatever she wants, and Taryn is still annoying.

I'm sorry you're frustrated Natty, I wish I could do something. I love you.

Ry.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

just wondering.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
How I wonder which is me.
Pretty confident I know for sure
But its cold, Burrrrr.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

I am bitter.

Some people are stupid and annoying. Some people think they are the second coming of Oprah. Some people are fake and bland, find something better to do in your life.

Those people need to hurry and die, because they take up every aspect of my life.

~Ry

Friday, June 29, 2007

Family

So annoying.

End of story.